‘There once was a metaphysician’

Figure descriptions
Caricature-style illustration of three men. The man at the center is fat and the other two are thin. The man at the center faces the viewer. He holds up his hands, frowns, and glares at the man on the right. The other two men are shown in profile view facing the centered man. The man on the left holds a teacup and saucer. The man on the right smokes and wears a monocle. 1/8 page.