The Reigning Vice.
Book VI.
The following Book is an attempt to elucidate the manner in which the more violent
                        
and evil passions of our nature take their rise :— to refer them all to the great sub-
ject of the whole Poem, viz. Self-love ;— and, at the same time, still further to
prove that Self-content is the dearest aim of our existence, by shewing, that what-
ever aids this mighty tendency is grateful to our nature ; while, on the other hand,
whatever counterworks it, is the cause of our most unhappy excesses.
                     
                     and evil passions of our nature take their rise :— to refer them all to the great sub-
ject of the whole Poem, viz. Self-love ;— and, at the same time, still further to
prove that Self-content is the dearest aim of our existence, by shewing, that what-
ever aids this mighty tendency is grateful to our nature ; while, on the other hand,
whatever counterworks it, is the cause of our most unhappy excesses.

Trace the dark passions ;— view their strength uncurb’d ;1
                        
                        The wildest are but self-content disturb’d :2
                        
                        As natures vary, they derive their growth3
                        
                        From outraged Pride, or Vanity, or both :4
                        
                        Envy and Spite, to Vanity allied,5
                        
                        Hate and Revenge, the baneful tares of Pride.6
                        
                        That Envy’s vex’d self-love from this is clear—7
                        
                        Each only envies what has cross’d his sphere ;8
                        
                        There if superior wealth or parts be shewn,9
                        
                        We feel the silent satire on our own.10
                        
                        Comparison wakes rivalry. The clown11
                        
                        Sighs for your night-cap, not a monarch’s crown.12
                        
                        No lordly fete, but neighbour Stubbs’s ball,13
                        
                        Urges the spendthrift grocer to his fall.14
                        
                        Voltaire contented owns a Buffon’s fame,15
                        
                        And breathes his vapours round a Corneille’s name.16
                        
                        Eclipsed by others, how we strain our powers17
                        
                        To reach their lot, or pull them down to ours !18
                        
                        Hence Malice opes her keen unwinking eyes,19
                        
                        And all her tongues industrious Slander plies.20
                        
                        Detraction spreads her universal itch ;—21
                        
                        What’s robb’d from others may ourselves enrich.22
                        
                        Then, oh, the bliss, when they, whose radiant fire23
                        
                        Fretted our sight ;  in some dark shade expire !24
                        
                        A thousand knaves exult o’er Virtue’s pall,25
                        
                        And many a frail one hails Lucretia’s fall.26
                        
                        Nor only joy we our reproof is gone ;—27
                        
                        Our stars may twinkle, when the sun’s withdrawn.28
                        
                        Hence does the soul, with microscopic eye,29
                        
                        Its neighbour’s faults, its own perfections, spy ;30
                        
                        For its own faults, for others’ virtues, grope31
                        
                        Through the wrong end of Pride’s dim telescope.32
                        
                        Hence, colour’d by our own distemper’d thoughts,33
                        
                        Our faults seem virtues, others’ virtues, faults.34
                        
                        Show is your glory, but Pomposo’s vice ;35
                        
                        Prudence in you, in me is avarice.36
                        
                        What in Amyntor is undue expense,37
                        
                        In me is spirit, is benevolence.38
                        
                        Our self-detraction self-applause betrays,39
                        
                        Others we censure while we seem to praise.40
                        
                        Thus Vappa cries— “ ’Tis Prudens we can trust,41
                        
                        Whose maxim is—ere generous be just !42
                        
                        Who to the world a rare example sets,43
                        
                        And seldom gives, but always pays his debts.44
                        
                        Sould I thus stint my hand, ’twere well for me45
                        
                        But, ah, my vice is generosity !”46
                        
                        “ How blest,” sighs Caleb,  “ are the tranquil throng!47
                        
                        Impetuous feeling ever leads me wrong,48
                        
                        Quick is my temper, and my zeal offends ;—49
                        
                        
But, fire to foes, I’d go through fire for friends.50
                        
                        Oh that like thee, Æqualis, I could prove,51
                        
                        And, dipp’d in Lethe, neither hate nor love !”52
                        
                        “ Then why not,” Reason cries,  “ conceal, correct53
                        
                        That which you say you mourn as a defect ?54
                        
                        Here, let me whisper truth !— It is a sin,55
                        
                        Which, as it glitters, may be gloried in !”56
                        Next Jealousy’s mix’d agonies explore ;—57
                        
                        Wounded Self-love lies rankling at the core.58
                        
                        Pure Love were bless’d its object’s bliss to know,59
                        
                        Ours, to be happy, must that bliss bestow.60
                        
                        Deserted !— And a rival too preferr’d !61
                        
                        Then, then, the depths of human hate are stirr’d !62
                        Thus all proclaims our Nature’s mighty bent63
                        
                        To aim at Heaven and snatch supreme content.64
                        
                        Reft of this light, how dark the prospect lies,65
                        
                        How blind our hopes, how vain our tendencies !66
                        
                        Blot this—how wild our joy and sorrow seems !67
                        
                        Disclose it—order through the chaos beams !68
                        
                        Why else should evil yield the soul delight ?69
                        
                        Our very crimes betray the Infinite !70
                        
                        On filth we prey, celestial food denied,71
                        
                        And plunder Hell to calm insatiate Pride.72
                        
                        More !  More !  she cries—till every source she drains,73
                        
                        Then, lean as Famine, sucks her very veins.74
                        
                        Explore her joys ;— of all the brood accurst75
                        
                        Dominion glares, the strongest and the first.76
                        
                        Why turns the tyrant to a frantic brute ?77
                        
                        Abuse of power proclaims it absolute.78
                        
                        We strain the cords that bind our struggling prey,79
                        
                        Because ’tis luxury to feel our sway,80
                        
                        And, if our triumph other eyes tatest,81
                        
                        Exult—for captives grace a pageant best.82
                        
                        This governs insult, regulates caprice83
                        
                        Towards the paid flatterer, or dependant niece.84
                        
                        Ev’n village pedants feel the joys of power,85
                        
                        The beadle struts his consequential hour,86
                        
                        And the starch’d housekeeper, with rustling state,87
                        
                        Against th’ unlicensed stranger locks the gate.88
                        
                        Hence the strange bliss of cruelty, confest89
                        
                        (Dread truth !)  an instinct of the human breast.90
                        
                        Babes torture flies, as Nero tortured men,91
                        
                        To feel the privilege of giving pain.92
                        
                        As cruelty to sentient beings shewn,93
                        
                        ’Tis mischief exercised on wood and stone,94
                        
                        All own the mighty impulse to destroy,95
                        
                        The king, an rae and the child, a toy.96
                        
                        For Pride would dwell alone beneath the skies,97
                        
                        And on the ruins of Creation rise.98
                        
                        Hence to insult the fall’n mankind are prone,99
                        
                        Eager to prove authority their own.100
                        
                        New power is nectar. ’Tis a pleasant thing101
                        
                        To cage a lion, or to try a King.102
                        
                        Behold unsceptred Charles from trial led !103
                        
                        What jeering crowds heap insult on his head !104
                        
                        He drops his truncheon ;— none of all around105
                        
                        Will stoop to lift Power’s emblem from the ground.106
                        
                        Buffooning soldiers mock his kingly grace,107
                        
                        And puff tobacco in the royal face.108
                        
                        Nor less Napoleon; bound by fortune’s chain,109
                        
                        Swell’d the base triumph of the low and vain.110
                        
What dear delight, and at how cheap a price,111
                        
                        To reign—an oracle of good advice !112
                        
                        To roll the homily, that never ends,113
                        
                        O’er scape-grace nephews, and imprudent friends !114
                        
                        Should they amend, to us the praise be due,115
                        
                        They do us credit, and our precepts too.116
                        
                        Should their wild courses lead to want and woe,117
                        
                        Why then—we always said it would be so.118
                        Next by comparison we raise our pride,119
                        
                        And smile to see the balance on our side.120
                        
                        Not in themselves mankind’s misfortunes please,121
                        
                        But as, by contrast, they enhance our ease.122
                        
                        When others tumble, how the laugh runs round123
                        
                        From us who stand with both legs on the ground !124
                        
                        Hence the sad tale, hence tragic scenes delight,125
                        
                        And howling tempests lull the wintry night.126
                        
                        Hence children strive the idiot to annoy,127
                        
                        While his poor rage provokes their brutal joy.128
                        
                        Themselves widekian unconscious they compare,129
                        
                        And shew him off to make the contrast glare,130
                        
                        Their reason glories in his folly’s length,131
                        
                        His weakness is a flattery on their strength.132
                        Distinctions charm—illustrious or absurd—133
                        
                        No matter !  so they mark us from the herd !134
                        
                        A star—a ribbon—a conceit—a lie—135
                        
                        Queens have no legs, and monarchs never die.136
                        
                        Cheap joys we scorn, and emulously seize137
                        
                        The post of Fame before the post of Ease.138
                        
                        The lowest fear lest lower should encroach,139
                        
                        As boors press forward when they mount a coach,140
                        
                        Hence rarest baubles virtuosos seek,141
                        
                        And all their pleasure’s watchword is— “ Unique.”142
                        
                        As natures vary, tyrants rack their brain143
                        
                        To find new pleasure, or invent new pain ;144
                        
                        And, in a humbler sphere, at fame we try,145
                        
                        With singing, drinking, or a neckcloth’s tie.146
                        
                        Hence all monopolies delight the mind,147
                        
                        They raise our fame, and mark us from mankind ;148
                        
                        Monopolies of Wisdom, Rule, or Place,149
                        
                        And—direr still—monopolies of Grace.150
                        
                        Religion’s self, who should enlarge our powers151
                        
                        To her vast sphere, is narrow’d down to ours,152
                        
                        And Satan triumphs while his slaves compel153
                        
                        The arms of Heaven to aid the cause of Hell,154
                        
                        One truth at least no sophistry can hide—155
                        
                        The pride of bigots is the basest pride.156
                        
                        What !  shall we see indulgent Heaven unfold157
                        
                        Hopes for the timid, warnings for the bold,158
                        
                        Love for the generous, interest for the mean,159
                        
                        Yet stint her drama to a single scene ?160
                        
                        Shall bounded man the Infinite confine,161
                        
                        And mete the Measureless by rule and line?162
                        
                        Or Him restrain, whose universal soul163
                        
                        Rolls in the restless wave from Pole to Pole,164
                        
                        Sweeps in the wind, spreads effluent in the light,165
                        
                        And gazes through the myriad eyes of Night’166
                        
                        If such thy aim, all sounds to one subdue,167
                        
                        And bleach the rainbow to a single hue !168
                        As gems deep-buried bear a costlier price,169
                        
                        Forbidden-joys the spirit most entice,170
                        
                        
Vex’d that one bliss should lie beyond her grasp,171
                        
                        Pride drops all else, the coy delight to clasp.172
                        
                        Of flowers beneath our feet we take no heed,173
                        
                        But climb Sin’s precipice to snatch a weed,174
                        
                        And Disobedience, perilously sweet,175
                        
                        To stolen waters lures the wandering feet.176
                        
                        Ev’n in small things the same caprice enchains,177
                        
                        The spot, that’s near us, still unseen remains ;178
                        
                        The book, we sent for with such eager haste,179
                        
                        Rests on the shelf, and vainly courts our taste.180
                        
                        What we possess appears of homelier cost ;181
                        
                        But how we prize it when the thing is lost !182
                        
                        Swift to his nymph the lover spurs his horse,183
                        
                        But, near her gate, he checks his headlong course.184
                        
                        With adverse winds the sea of Love runs high,185
                        
                        But, with the dying gale, the billows die.186
                        Why thus should Pride remoter joys pursue,187
                        
                        Why slight the old, and sigh for something new ?188
                        
                        She strives by fresh excitement to create189
                        
                        Perpetual feeling of her high estate—190
                        
                        Heaps proof on proof—demands with every hour191
                        
                        Revived assurance of her sovereign power—192
                        
                        With stronger walls her citadel enfolds,193
                        
                        And frames new titles to the store she holds.194
                        
                        The miser’s treasure, which he starves to win,195
                        
                        Is but an outpost of the wealth within.196
                        
                        Each added mite confirms his morbid pride,197
                        
                        Charms for a moment—then is flung aside, .198
                        
                        And all seems nothing, while the globe contains199
                        
                        One spark of precious metal in her veins.200
                        
                        Ev’n Power itself grows worthless, when possest ;201
                        
                        Could boundless empire calm the Persian’s breast ?202
                        
                        He weeps for other kingdoms to subdue,203
                        
                        And cannot rest with all the stars in view.204
                        Nor yet all evil are the joys of Pride,205
                        
                        At times to loftiest ecstasy allied.206
                        
                        Aspiring Natures hence the world adorn,207
                        
                        And frown on pleasure with a virtuous scorn.208
                        
                        Hence patriot ardour fires the generous blood,209
                        
                        The noble selfishness of doing good.210
                        
                        Bold thought, bright fancy, hence their bliss have won,211
                        
                        And try their eagle pinions at the sun.212
                        
                        Hence the deep rapture, when in youth, at first,213
                        
                        The soul’s own glories on her vision burst.214
                        
                        Ere yet she knows the limits of her reign,215
                        
                        Imagination doubles the domain,216
                        
                        A joy unmatch’d by all that life can bring,217
                        
                        Where Truth still halts behind Invention’s wing.218
                        All-potent Flattery, universal Lord !219
                        
                        Reviled, yet courted ;  censured, yet adored !220
                        
                        How thy strong spell each human bosom draws,221
                        
                        The very echo to our self-applause !222
                        
                        Tis thine to smooth the furrow’d brow of Pique,223
                        
                        
                        Wrinkle with smiles the sour reluctant cheek,224
                        
                        Silence the wrathful, make the sullen speak,225
                        
                        Disarm a tyrant, tame a father’s curse,226
                        
                        Wring the slow farthing from the miser’s purse,227
                        
                        Subdue Lucretia even when gold shall fail,228
                        
                        And make Apicius smile o’er cheese and ale !229
                        
                        
At thy behest, with contradiction strange,230
                        
                        Our thoughts of others in a moment change.231
                        
                        We call Hydaspes a conceited dunce ;232
                        
                        We learn he praised us—he’s a wit at once !233
                        
                        Thou, who through life on dainty fare wouldst live,234
                        
                        Caress’d, prized, honour’d—hear the rules I give !235
                        
                        ’Tis skill, not force, guides music’s tuneful sphere,236
                        
                        Storms lull to sleep, but Zephyrs wake the year.237
                        
                        First, learn to listen well. Both old and young238
                        
                        Love listening ears beyond a Seraph’s tongue.239
                        
                        Attention charms, when praise steals noteless by,240
                        
                        And silence is the sweetest flattery.241
                        
                        Use positives in praise ;— there lurks a sting242
                        
                        In— “ very excellent—considering !”243
                        
                        See some old beauty bridle up with rage,244
                        
                        To hear— “ How well you look, Ma’am—for your age !”245
                        
                        The candles blaze, the fire burns bright and clear,246
                        
                        We breathe our poem in a critic’s ear.247
                        
                        “ Far above mediocrity !”  he cries ;—248
                        
                        We sigh and shrug, and drop our woeful eyes !249
                        
                        Of the dull phrase— “ You are improved”—take heed ;250
                        
                        It hints still more improvement one may need.251
                        
                        We love the praise to wit, not labour, given,252
                        
                        For native Genius is a ray from Heaven.253
                        
                        Else why, Philomelus, so prompt to say,254
                        
                        “ I draw untutor’d, and by ear I play ?”255
                        
                        Examine with due caution, ere you speak,256
                        
                        Who love direct eulogium, who oblique.257
                        
                        The man you cannot to his face commend,258
                        
                        Praise through the medium of a mutual friend.259
                        
                        Assent, unvaried, tries the nicer ear,260
                        
                        And haply breeds a doubt if you’re sincere.261
                        
                        Advance your own opinion then, and still262
                        
                        Seem only vanquish’d by superior skill.263
                        
                        But, chief, the ruling foible well explore,264
                        
                        Where each is soonest flatter’d, soonest sore.265
                        
                        With master hand call forth the master tone,266
                        
                        Strike but that chord, and all the man’s your own.267
                        
                        What all concede ’tis labour lost to praise,268
                        
                        Reserve your breath some doubtful point to raise; .269
                        
                        Consult a blockhead, laugh at wit in Lords,270
                        
                        For actions always flatter more than words :271
                        
                        When fools tell stories, change your wondering tones272
                        
                        From the gay giggle to pathetic groans.273
                        
                        By seeming censure oft applause confer ;—274
                        
                        Say to old Hunks— “ You’re far too liberal, sir !”275
                        
                        So shall mankind approve thy honest zeal,276
                        
                        And thy fair stomach never lack a meal.277
                        
                        But, oh! ’twere better dig the hardest soil !278
                        
                        Appeasing vanity is heavy toil ;279
                        
                        When life is ending, ’tis but just begun,280
                        
                        And oft the work of years is in an hour undone.281
                        If Pride be thus in smiling peace disclosed,282
                        
                        How must she shake creation, when opposed !283
                        
                        We judge not rivers from their quiet course,284
                        
                        But learn their fury from the torrent’s force.285
                        
                        Scan then her wrath ;— behold her in the hour286
                        
                        Of baffled will, and ineffectual power ;287
                        
                        On blind dull elements she wreaks her hate,288
                        
                        Grows mad with Nature, and contends with Fate.289
                        
                        In monarchs’ hands, she wields the whip and chain290
                        
                        To scourge and fetter the rebellious main ;291
                        
                        
In fractious children, clamours for the moon,292
                        
                        Or rends, in mobs, the long-delay’d balloon.293
                        
                        Howe’er men differ—all in this agree,294
                        
                        A slight is nature’s keenest injury. .295
                        
                        What marvel this should raise the soul to strife !296
                        
                        It touches on the very nerve of life ;297
                        
                        Our inmost being in its fort assails,298
                        
                        Stings to the quick, and flays us to the nails.299
                        
                        ’Tis Discord’s apple—tis the Centaur’s robe !300
                        
                        It fires the tamest, it embroils the globe !301
                        
                        Keen at St James’s points the civil speech,302
                        
                        And bursts at Billingsgate in  “ W—e and B—h !”303
                        
                        
                        When Pride meets Pride, then Strife her banner shakes,304
                        
                        Gods rush to combat, and Olympus quakes.305
                        
                        True, one must fail, yet spoils can neither boast,306
                        
                        For ’tis the weakest shews her strength the most.307
                        
                        Crush’d, but not conquer’d, she the field maintains,308
                        
                        Triumphant o’er her victor and her pains.309
                        
                        No sigh shall reach the air, no muscle start,310
                        
                        While Agony is eating out her heart.311
                        
                        Then, then, the soul is all transform’d to Hate,312
                        
                        Blood, blood alone its frantic thirst can sate.313
                        
                        What bitter joys the immortal spirit swell,314
                        
                        To tread the trampler, triumph where we fell !315
                        
                        Grant but revenge, what grief can touch the soul,316
                        
                        What pain can torture ?— We have won the goal !317
                        
                        Midst crumbling ruin Pride undaunted glows,318
                        
                        Like Samson, blest to perish with her foes,319
                        
                        What makes revenge the manna of the heart ?320
                        
                        The cure is dearest of the bitterest smart.321
                        
                        Why can this only yield the spirit rest ?322
                        
                        It re-enthrones the idol of the breast !323
                        
                        Hence, when a thousand wrongs convulse the mind,324
                        
                        It curdles into hate of all mankind,325
                        
                        Pride’s rage, as boundless as her thwarted aim,326
                        
                        Slaughters whole hecatombs to clear her shame.327
                        Read Byron by this light ;— how strangely clear328
                        
                        Does then this riddle of our age appear !329
                        
                        In early conflict with the mean and coarse,330
                        
                        His springs of life were poison’d at the source.331
                        
                        Capricious Fortune chafed his restless pride332
                        
                        Alike in what she granted and denied.333
                        
                        She gave him titles, but refused him gold,334
                        
                        Gave manly beauty, yet deform’d its mould ;335
                        
                        Smiled for a few brief hours, then wrapt his name336
                        
                        In darkest vapours of opprobrious fame.337
                        
                        With strange extremes she mark’d his wayward fate,338
                        
                        A nation’s worhip and a nation’s hate ;339
                        
                        Bade him in grief to distant lands retire,340
                        
                        A widow’d husband and a childless sire ;341
                        
                        Till all the tenor of his troubled life342
                        
                        Became a contradiction and a strife.343
                        
                        What marvel, then, alternate throbs should form344
                        
                        His verse an earthquake, and his soul a storm ?345
                        
                        That aicomy wrath with kindness should contend,346
                        
                        And all seem foes, himself to all a friend ?347
                        
                        Oh judge him gently ! for to him was given348
                        
                        A feeling soul—that fatal gift of Heaven !349
                        
                        And every thrill that through the poet ran,350
                        
                        Was only keener torture to the man.351
                        
                        Oh judge him gently ! Were thy soul as much352
                        
                        Form’d to exult or shiver at a touch,353
                        
                        
Couldst thou, like him, draw fame from every sigh,354
                        
                        Like him, in Freedom’s noblest quarrel die ?355
                        Neglect, what thousand woes attest thy smart,356
                        
                        The ruin’d temper, and the broken heart ;357
                        
                        Beauty turn’d canker in deserted bloom,358
                        
                        Pale Genius fading to an early tomb ;359
                        
                        Louring Distrust, Suspicion’s darker mien,360
                        
                        And all the virulence of letter’d spleen !361
                        
                        Neglect’s an ill nor gods nor men endure,362
                        
                        Worse—that it scarce admits complaint or cure :363
                        
                        Injustice rouses—force inspires mankind,—364
                        
                        But this dead weight is nightmare to the mind.365
                        
                        In vain contempt to raise the spirit tries,366
                        
                        We feel ourselves below what we despise.367
                        
                        Coldness and Scorn, so loftily belied,368
                        
                        Are but uneasy stilts of halting Pride.369
                        
                        Elaborate despising is pretence,370
                        
                        For true contempt is but indifference.371
                        
                        How sad his lot, who, laid upon the shelf,372
                        
                        Finds that no mortal rates him as himself !373
                        
                        The blank misgivings of a twilight mind,374
                        
                        To its own meanness conscious, not resign’d.375
                        
                        ’Mid talent’s circle neither in nor out,376
                        
                        Perpetual effort, and perpetual doubt !377
                        
                        In nobler souls Neglect more error breeds,378
                        
                        As desert gardens bear the rankest weeds.379
                        
                        The poor in good to mighty mischief fly,380
                        
                        And, failing Fame, will catch at Infamy ;381
                        
                        Then right and left the venom’d arrows hurl’d,382
                        
                        Take wild sarcastic vengeance on the world.383
                        
                        Hence sudden rancour in the words of some384
                        
                        Strikes in a moment friendly converse dumb ;385
                        
                        A spiteful something, which, in careless hours,386
                        
                        Glares on you, like the serpent’s eye through flowers.387
                        
                        They purr and purr, then lance their talons out,388
                        
                        And what has roused their malice is a doubt.389
                        As ’tis a joy to weigh our lot with worse,390
                        
                        To weigh it with the better is a curse.391
                        
                        Hence the strong bias of the human mind,392
                        
                        To its own level to bring all mankind.393
                        
                        Ye stanch republicans, who loudly hide394
                        
                        Your pride beneath the very hate of pride,395
                        
                        Why does Equality your ardour move,—396
                        
                        The fondest dream of exquisite Self-love ?397
                        
                        Hence sour Old Age looks grim on girls and boys,398
                        
                        And mars the pleasure it no more enjoys.399
                        Sum, in one word, what Pride would most escape—400
                        
                        ’Tis Degradation in its every shape.401
                        
                        Hence to small favours gratitude belongs—402
                        
                        Favours too great to be return’d are wrongs :403
                        
                        Make a dependent, and your lavish pelf—404
                        
                        Hell’s keenest curse !— degrades him to himself.405
                        Hence the world’s pity Pride indignant flies,406
                        
                        Because she knows ’tis Triumph in disguise ;407
                        
                        Griefs may be shewn from which there’s none exempt ;408
                        
                        But all hide sorrows that ensure contempt.409
                        
                        Ev’n its own pity will the spirit shun,410
                        
                        And talk of happiness when most undone.411
                        
                        ’Tis for this cause we suffer with less pain412
                        
                        The world’s abhorrence than the world’s disdain,413
                        
                        Rather than fools amuse, the virtuous shock,414
                        
                        And stand a portent, than a laughing-stock.415
                        
                        
Mortals, though censured, may be great and wise,416
                        
                        But what all laugh at is what all despise.417
                        
                        Bear to be laugh’d at !— Bring me forth the man,418
                        
                        The Devil, or the Demi-god, who can.419
                        
                        Heroes sword-proof are vulnerable here—420
                        
                        All-daring Virtue withers at a sneer ;421
                        
                        Ev’n awful Wisdom dreads the jesting fool,422
                        
                        And Truth herself turns pale at ridicule.423
                        
                        Go, brave the tempest’s shock—the cannon’s roar—424
                        
                        Wild howling monsters on a savage shore—425
                        
                        Earth’s, Ocean’s, Heaven’s artillery—and then426
                        
                        Shrink into nothing at the laugh of men !427
                        There is in each a more especial part,428
                        
                        Where Self sits throned, great Empress of the heart.429
                        
                        Touch not on this, and men with grateful ease430
                        
                        Will hear advice—nay, take it—if they please !431
                        
                        We, in our friends, may certain errors chide,432
                        
                        For there are faults which well assort with pride ;433
                        
                        But here Self-love—her tenderness is such—434
                        
                        Shrinks, like the snail, from ev’n a distant touch.435
                        
                        Attack thy friend—his wife—his purse—his game—436
                        
                        Succeeding years may still endear thy name—437
                        
                        Hurt his Self-love—then timely quit the field—438
                        
                        Self-love’s deep wounds are never to be heal’d.439
                        
                        You mourn your fault—why, that confirms it more,440
                        
                        And explanation frets the rankling sore.441
                        
                        His tongue forgives, while fury swells his breast,442
                        
                        For deepest injuries are least exprest.443
                        
                        “ Go,” he exclaims,  “ you wrong me, my good friend,444
                        
                        To think so small a matter could offend.”445
                        
                        Young Harry whored and drank, and fought and gamed,446
                        
                        Still his sire’s will the darling spendthrift named.447
                        
                        Young Harry drew him dancing in the gout,448
                        
                        And then the graceless rascal was struck out.449
                        
                        For one more sin no mercy hope to meet,450
                        
                        A once successful, now detected cheat.451
                        
                        Pride hates to think that ev’n a mote can shun452
                        
                        Her eyes, more piercing than the noon-day sun.453
                        
                        Unhappy Fire King !  hence a nation’s rage454
                        
                        Drove thee and all thy wonders from the stage.455
                        
                        Away, vile wretch, of fame and bread bereaved,456
                        
                        For cheating those who wish’d to be deceived !457
                        Opinion’s difference we from Pride detest,458
                        
                        The true Procrustes of the human breast.459
                        
                        While others’ sentiments with ours agree,460
                        
                        How kind—how meek—how moderate are we !461
                        
                        When others’ arguments our own supplant,462
                        
                        How rude—how furious—how intolerant !463
                        
                        Oh, not for kingdoms would our wrath afford464
                        
                        The paltry triumph of the poor last word !465
                        
                        What makes our struggle and our wrath so strong ?466
                        
                        Are others right ?— why then we’re in the wrong.467
                        
                        To each, the landmark of unerring taste468
                        
                        Is ever that which he himself hath placed,469
                        
                        And all mankind must rise or fall in sense,470
                        
                        To that approaching, or receding thence.471
                        
                        “ O, man of soundest intellect !”  we cry—472
                        
                        In Truth’s plain dialect— “ he thinks as I.”473
                        
                        While— “ prating coxcomb—shallow-pated elf!”474
                        
                        Means— “ toto cœlo, differing from myself.”475
                        
                        Howe’er the little pronoun we disguise—476
                        
                        Sink it in sounds, in letters pluralize,477
                        
                        
“ We think,’— “ Men say,”—or  “ This the world has pass’d,”—478
                        
                        Is  “ So I think,” and  “ So I act,” at last.479
                        Of all the ills that curse life’s thorny waste,480
                        
                        Preserve me from the bigotry of Taste !481
                        
                        Some think the man, who dares to disagree482
                        
                        With their dear selves, far gone in villainy ;483
                        
                        Who to their favourite pudding are averse,484
                        
                        Forsooth, are dangerous, and might steal your purse ;485
                        
                        Who on their darling author fail to dote,486
                        
                        Would hardly hesitate to cut a throat !487
                        
                        A san-benito, pitch and fire, and sticks,488
                        
                        Were far too good for such vile heretics.489
                        
                        Their soul ’s in arms, that such vile taste is shewn,490
                        
                        So very vile !— because ’tis not their own.491
                        
                        Go, in eternal folly pass thy life,492
                        
                        Seduce a virgin, or corrupt a wife ;493
                        
                        Thy flatterers feed, thy creditors defraud ;—494
                        
                        The world will pardon and perhaps applaud !495
                        
                        Or be ridiculous to make men stare,496
                        
                        
                        And they will laud thee to the empty air ;—497
                        
                        But dare not for thyself be singular !498
                        
                        From men’s dull boundaries if thou dare depart,499
                        
                        For thy own comfort, or thy peace of heart ;500
                        
                        Instruct by wisdom, by example teach,501
                        
                        And grasp at excellence they cannot reach ;502
                        
                        Choose thy own morals, or thy shoe-string’s tie,503
                        
                        Tis pride, ’tis treason, ’tis insanity !504
                        
                        Down with the wretch, who gains that height accurst,505
                        
                        To differ from themselves, of crimes the worst !506
                        
                        The reason’s clear ;— by differing you condemn,507
                        
                        Your conduct is a silent lash at them.508
                        
                        Besides, you shew you scorn their paltry laws,509
                        
                        Above their worthless censure, or applause.510
                        ’Tis in Opinion—arbitrary Queen—511
                        
                        The strongest features of vex’d Pride are seen,512
                        
                        Ev’n now I see her banner wide unfurl’d ;513
                        
                        I see her rise, Bellona of the World !514
                        
                        Her arms a poniard, and a sword, embrued,515
                        
                        That with domestic, this with foreign blood ;516
                        
                        A torch, a stake, some holy blood in bottle ;517
                        
                        A Hobbes, a Bible, and an Aristotle !518
                        
                        Wide slips of parchment on her head she ties,519
                        
                        Scribbled with curses, ravings, blasphemies.520
                        
                        Sedition, Tyranny, around her dance,521
                        
                        Mad Hate, blind Zeal, and drunken Ignorance.522
                        
                        Exploding vapours, kindling, round her roll,523
                        
                        Now rend an eggshell, now convulse the pole :—524
                        
                        Thrones, footstools, altars, mandarins o’erturn ;525
                        
                        And now a book, and now a martyr burn.526
                        
                        Where’er she moves, ten million throats are stirr’d ;527
                        
                        All gabble, each unhearing, each unheard ;528
                        
                        Opprobrious names rise jostling o’er the din,529
                        
                        Eutychian, Witch, Whig, Tory, Jacobin—530
                        
                        Swine-eater, Saint ;— and, ’midst the mighty pother,531
                        
                        Each mortal excommunicates the other.532
                        
                        They dance, they riot, they embrace, they fight,533
                        
                        And all are wrong, and each is in the right.534
                        Come, pierce with me yon last abode of ill,535
                        
                        Where Reason guides no more the human will ;536
                        
                        
Explore the cause of her dominion lost,537
                        
                        ’Tis Pride o’erstrained to ecstasy in most.538
                        
                        Here gaze on Nature’s workings unrestrain’d,539
                        
                        Here souls are free, although the limbs be chain’d.540
                        
                        The fane is rent, the veils are drawn aside,541
                        
                        Yet still enthroned remains the idol—Pride.542
                        
                        The woes she wrought, she teaches to endure,543
                        
                        For mighty mischiefs tend themselves to cure.544
                        
                        Here only true content the soul can gain,545
                        
                        Burst from the bars ’gainst which she beat in vain.546
                        
                        See how she climbs, when nought impedes her road !547
                        
                        Who shall control yon maniac? He is God !548
                        
                        The golden secret theirs, fond dreamers rest,549
                        
                        And scholars square the circle, and are blest.550
                        
                        Weep not for these ;  let men thy grief employ,551
                        
                        Who walk abroad, not mad enough for joy ;552
                        
                        Who, scarce deluded, try from straw to frame553
                        
                        The crown of empire, or the wreath of Fame !554
                        See, then, through all, one bias of the mind
                               ;555
                        
                        Pride ’s the last passion that deserts mankind.556
                        
                        It prompts the future, chronicles the past,557
                        
                        Clings to the lowest, haunts us to the last.558
                        
                        From their true names the knave and scoundrel fly ;559
                        
                        Thieves have their honour, whores their chastity,560
                        
                        To men’s opinions ev’n in death we cling,561
                        
                        With cries of innocence our scaffolds ring ;562
                        
                        And the lost wretch still acts his human part,563
                        
                        Smiles on his lip, self-murder in his heart.564
                        
                        The soul deprest, to find its level, boils,565
                        
                        Turn’d from its point the magnet back recoils.566
                        
                        Self-preservation is not more confest567
                        
                        The law of life, than to make being blest ;568
                        
                        And if our peace be ruin’d beyond hope,569
                        
                        What can remain ?— A pistol, or a rope !570
                        
                        Thy rack, Disgrace, what mortal can abide ?571
                        
                        The worst of human ills is humbled Pride.572
                        But all these pangs, each arm’d with tenfold force,573
                        
                        Assail the stormy bosom of Remorse.574
                        
                        What kind relief can Hope or Memory urge,575
                        
                        Thyself the offender, and thyself the scourge ?576
                        
                        On whom can Pride the soul to vengeance stir,577
                        
                        When Self ’s the injured and the injurer ?578
                        
                        If Guilt such torments can on earth create,579
                        
                        How dread th’ eternity of fix’d Self-hate !580
                        
                        This the true Hell, the worm beyond the tomb,581
                        
                        The unconsuming fires, that still consume.582
                        
                        Despair’s true form was ne’er beheld below,583
                        
                        Ev’n dark Self-murder is escape from woe !584
                        
                        Death brings the dread reality to light,585
                        
                        Once fled from life, man finds no farther flight.586
                        
                        Then wakes a pang beyond our fancy’s scope,587
                        
                        Joy’s strong desire without its power or hope.588
                        
                        No sense remains, soft minister of joy,589
                        
                        No frame which impious frenzy may destroy.590
                        
                        Bound down to gaze, with everlasting eye,591
                        
                        On its own loathsome, mean deformity,592
                        
                        The soul shall writhe, still sensitive to fame,593
                        
                        One thought of horror, and immortal shame.594