The Raid of the Kers.

Tam Ker rode o’er by the Maiden Crags,1
                        
                        And down the Osway Burn rode he,2
                        
                        With fifty warriors in his train,3
                        
                        A brave and goodly sight to see.4
                        Their armour was light, but their brands 
were bright,5
                        
                        were bright,5
And their bonnets were steel across 
the crown ;6
                        
                        the crown ;6
And whenever they spied an Englishman,7
                        
                        They gallop’d at him, and put him down.8
                        “ Ride light, ride light, my kinsmen true,9
                        
                        Till aince the daylight close her ee;10
                        
                        If we can pass the Biddleston Tower,11
                        
                        A harried warden there shall be !12
                        “ He reaved the best of my brother’s steeds,13
                        
                        And slew his men on the Five-stane 
brae ; 14
                        
                        brae ; 14
I’d lay my head this night in pawn,15
                        
                        To drive his boasted beeves away.*16
                        “ For at Thrapton he has a goodly herd,17
                        
                        Just newly come from the low countrye,18
                        
                        And at Rothbury there are a hunder 
head,19
                        
                        head,19
All fat and fair on Kimside lee.20
                        “ Mark Ker, ride you by Allanton ford,21
                        
                        As you were riding a race to won ;22
                        
                        And aye when the warders challenge give,23
                        
                        Say you are riding to Withrington.24
                        “ For he is their boasted warden now,25
                        
                        And his name will bear you on your 
way,26
                        
                        way,26
And mark where the beeves frae the sea-
side lie,27
                        
                        side lie,27
As lang as there’s ony hue o’ day.28
                        “ And as ye see danger, or ye see nane,29
                        
                        This ye maun do to guide us right,30
                        
                        At every cross that ye come to,31
                        
                        Set up a black clout or a white.”32
                        Mark Ker he bit his lip and leugh,33
                        
                        When his cousin gave him this queer 
command ;34
                        
                        command ;34
For Mark never kend what danger meant,35
                        
                        When belted wi’ his noble brand.36
                        He had nae black clouts in his pouch,37
                        
                        His kinsmen of their faes to warn ;38
                        
                        But he tore his sark frae aff his back,39
                        
                        And hung a rag on every cairn.40
                        A warder at Foxton call’d him stand,41
                        
                        In the names of St George and Eng-land’s king,42
                        
                        Saying,  “ Saucy Scot, where ride you here,43
                        
                        On this side of the Border ring ?”44
                        “ To Withrington,” Mark Ker replied,45
                        
                        “ With words important and express.”46
                        
                        “ Sir Scot, that will not pass with me.47
                        
                        Your warrant seal’d ;  I take no less.”48
                        “ My word’s my warrant,” Mark Ker replied,49
                        
                        “ And passes current where’er I go.”50
                        
                        “ No, sir, I must be satisfied ;51
                        
                        You pass not English yeoman so.”52
                        Mark Ker he gave his shoulder a hitch,53
                        
                        As if a wasp had stung him there ;54
                        
                        “ Then here’s my warrant, thou saucy wight ;55
                        
                        Dispute it farther, if you dare !”56
                        Mark Ker pull’d out his noble brand,57
                        
                        The English loon his falchion keen ;58
                        
                        Two doughty rounds these gallants had,59
                        
                        Ere aught but gleams of fire were seen ;60
                        But at the third they cross’d and reel’d,61
                        
                        And, at a fierce and furious turn,62
                        
                        Off flew the English warder’s head,63
                        
                        And tottled into Foxton burn.64
                        “ Beshrew thy heart,” the Scotsman cried,65
                        
                        “ For thine was heart and arm of steel ;66
                        
                        I never ween’d that an English clown67
                        
                        Could wield his weapon half sae weel !68
                        “ I may thank Heaven for my success,69
                        
                        For I was at my utmost strain ;70
                        
                        And had I miss’d that perilous blow,71
                        
                        I’d ne’er seen Faldonside again,72
                        “ The Captain of Biddleston, he will trust73
                        
                        To thee this night for gallant deed ;74
                        
                        But the Scots will sweep by ford and keep,75
                        
                        For his warder lies without the head,”76
                        * This bold and reckless sally of the Kers into the heart of Northumberland, took
                           place on September 
29, 1549, and originated in some quarrel and jealousy between the two wardens. But it was without
the consent of Sir Andrew Ker, the Scottish warden, as it afterwards satisfactorily appeared, though
not without his knowledge.
                        29, 1549, and originated in some quarrel and jealousy between the two wardens. But it was without
the consent of Sir Andrew Ker, the Scottish warden, as it afterwards satisfactorily appeared, though
not without his knowledge.

Mark Ker rode on, and Mark Ker rode 
on,77
                        
                        on,77
But never a hoof or horn saw he,78
                        
                        Till he came to the ford of Larbottle 
burn,79
                        
                        burn,79
Where a dainty drove lay on the lea.80
                        He tether’d his horse at the Auld-wood 
back,81
                        
                        back,81
And down by Park-Elliot he tried to 
pass ;82
                        
                        pass ;82
He tried to speak in the English tongue,83
                        
                        But a most confounded speak it was !84
                        Until he met with a comely May, 85
                        
                        Who seemed at his approach full fain ;86
                        
                        Says he,  “ Feagh, dame, I’ve lwost mee 
way, 87
                        
                        way, 87
I pghay thee set me won again.”88
                        “ Goodman, if thou hast lost thy way,89
                        
                        Sae have I mine, which I may rue,90
                        
                        It’s a dangerous place to journey in91
                        
                        For me, and nae less sae for you.92
                        “ A hundred warriors, stark and sture,93
                        
                        Surround these fields on Kimside lea ;94
                        
                        For a Scottish raid has cross’d the fell,95
                        
                        And a bloody night it is like to be.96
                        “ But drop that gruesome, uncouth tongue,97
                        
                        A tongue that’s hateful unto me ;98
                        
                        For I have been long a captive here,99
                        
                        But love this night has set me free.100
                        “ I am come to join the gallant Kers,101
                        
                        I ken you are ane o’ their companye ;102
                        
                        And if you will take me in thy charge,103
                        
                        I’ll play my part as well as thee.”104
                        Mark Ker, he clasp’d her by the neck,105
                        
                        And kiss’d her weel frae ear to ear,106
                        
                        “ My bonny lass, you will play your part107
                        
                        Better at Faldonside than here.108
                        “ But now betide me weel or woe,109
                        
                        I’ll o’er the Border guide your way ;110
                        
                        I’ll mount you on my own good steed,111
                        
                        Shift for another as I may.”112
                        Then up there came a warrior stern,113
                        
                        A yeoman from the Bamborough town :114
                        
                        “ Go, get aloof !”  he fiercely cried,115
                        
                        “ Thou clod-pate, with thy leman loon !”116
                        “ Whoy, mon, thou lackest coghtesye, 117
                        
                        Thughe wey can dwo thine bwound no 
ill; 118
                        
                        ill; 118
I won’t nwot bwodge ane fwoot fwor thee,119
                        
                        Till I have cworted her my fill.”120
                        “ Go off !  across the river go,121
                        
                        And take thy baggage on thy back !”122
                        
                        The warder said ;  and, as he spake,123
                        
                        He gave Mark Ker an ugly thwack,124
                        Mark Ker he gave his shoulder a hitch,125
                        
                        A dangerous hitch to friend or foe ;126
                        
                        For all his kinsmen mark’d it weel,127
                        
                        And knew it follow’d by a blow.128
                        “ Beshrew thy hand, thou saucy knave !129
                        
                        Thou pudding-headed Southron drone !130
                        
                        Darest thou presume to touch a Ker,131
                        
                        Or even the ground his feet standson ?”132
                        “ A Ker !  a K— !”  roar’d the Southron 
loon ;133
                        
                        loon ;133
But, ere a second time ’twas cried,134
                        
                        His head was stotting on the green,135
                        
                        While still the tongue to word it tried.136
                        “ Aye, blab it now !”  said Ker,  “ and 
gang137
                        
                        gang137
Raving of Kers unto the deil !138
                        
                        He gets nought but a dunce for aince—139
                        
                        A vulgar, mushroom-headit chiel,”140
                        He dress’d the maid in the dead man’s 
claes,141
                        
                        claes,141
So wide they scarcely would hang on,142
                        
                        And mounted her on the Southron steed,143
                        
                        And away to the Auldwood back they’re 
gone.144
                        gone.144
One short blast of his bugle horn,145
                        
                        Was answer’d readily and near,146
                        
                        “ Aha !”  quo he,  “ now for a stoure,147
                        
                        The wale of all the Border’s here.148
                        “ But blessings on thee for a dear sweet 
lass !149
                        
                        lass !149
For, had I no forgather’d wi’ thee,150
                        
                        We had been surrounded every man,151
                        
                        And slaughter’d on the Kimside lea,152
                        “ Now we’s hae buffing for our lives,153
                        
                        And, lang afore the break of day,154
                        
                        Some brave pock-puddings shall bite the 
bent,155
                        
                        bent,155
And growl their murky souls away.”156
                        In the lowest dell of Larbottle burn157
                        
                        The Kers their counsel held that night,158
                        
                        Where oft they bless’d the friendly May159
                        
                        Who warn’d them of the English might,160
                        With twenty of the fleetest steeds,161
                        
                        Mounted by gallant gentlemen,162
                        
                        Tam Ker began the deadly fray,163
                        
                        Between the Auldwood and the fen,164
                        But the Kers were aye the deadliest faes165
                        
                        That e’er to Englishmen were known,166
                        
                        For they were all bred left-handed men,167
                        
                        And fence against them there was none,168
                        They hew’d down all that with them met,169
                        
                        Yet would not quit their vantage dell,170
                        
                        But they made a din that shook the hills171
                        
                        With horn, with hallo, and with yell.172
                        
Then the English circle gather’d out,173
                        
                        Hasting and pufting to the fray,174
                        
                        When Mark Ker rode round with thirty 
men,175
                        
                        men,175
And slily slipp’d the beeves away.176
                        “ Now, fie !  lay on, my kinsmen true,177
                        
                        And thresh them on with goad and 
flail,178
                        
                        flail,178
We’s gar them ply their hooves for aince179
                        
                        Along the links of Coquet-dale !180
                        “ Lay on them, lads, and dinna spare !181
                        
                        We maun perforce their mettle try ;182
                        
                        If ony lubber lag behind,183
                        
                        E’en cut his neck, and let him lie.184
                        “ The English bullocks are ours to win,185
                        
                        The English gowd and gear the same ;186
                        
                        And never let’s spare a Southron’s life,187
                        
                        For the Kers with them are lawfu’ 
game.”188
                        game.”188
Till past the middle of the night189
                        
                        Tam Ker maintain’d th’ unequal fray ;190
                        
                        But then the halloo rose behind,191
                        
                        That the lusty drove was all away.192
                        “ Fie, let us ride,” cried Withrington,193
                        
                        “ Else, we are shamed for evermair ;194
                        
                        Let’s first regain that lordly prey,195
                        
                        Then fight the Scotsmen if they dare !”196
                        And away and away went the English-
men,197
                        
                        men,197
With whip and spur most furiouslye ;198
                        
                        The loss of as muckle good fat beef199
                        
                        Was the sairest loss their hearts could 
dree.200
                        dree.200
Tam Ker and his men came up behind,201
                        
                        Right sair forespent as men could be ;202
                        
                        But every laggard that they came to,203
                        
                        They popp’d him off right cannilye.204
                        As Mark Ker cross’d ower the Foxton burn,205
                        
                        The headless warder nought could tell ;206
                        
                        “ Ha, billy !”  quo Mark,  “ had ye been hale,207
                        
                        We hadna cross’d the ford sae well.”208
                        There up came the gallant Withrington,209
                        
                        Wi’ the foremost of his companye ;210
                        
                        “ Whoever drives this prey,” he cried,211
                        
                        I charge him yield it up to me.”212
                        “ It is I, Mark Ker of the Faldonside,213
                        
                        And the drove is mine, as you may see ;214
                        
                        And I’ll take the drove to the Auldtown-
burn,215
                        
                        burn,215
In spite of all thy men and thee !”216
                        “ Thou rank reaver, thou surly Joon,217
                        
                        I have sworn the doom of thee and 
thine !218
                        
                        thine !218
And ere thou cross the Border fell,219
                        
                        Thou shalt cross above this breast of 
mine !”220
                        mine !”220
“ I’ll count little of that, brave Withring-
ton ;221
                        
                        ton ;221
But if with me thou’lt wield a brand,222
                        
                        If thou won’st my sword, or bring’st me 
down,223
                        
                        down,223
The drove is thine, by this right hand !”224
                        “ Take that right hand, then, in the strife,225
                        
                        And here’s my pledge as I shall thrive.”226
                        
                        “ Ha !  The Kers have a right hand of 
their own,227
                        
                        their own,227
Which they will not change for man 
alive,228
                        alive,228
“ And before this, Ker hand as it is,229
                        
                        Brave Withrington, I tell to thee,230
                        
                        I never met with an Englishman231
                        
                        Could stand before it minutes three.”232
                        ’Tis false and saucy as thyself !233
                        
                        Wait here but till the peep of day,234
                        
                        Could I but see my weapon’s point,235
                        
                        Thou should’st not bear the brag away.’236
                        “ I’ll wait myself, brave Withrington ;237
                        
                        But thus to stop my gallant prey ;238
                        
                        I have no right or power to grant—239
                        
                        So now or never, if you may !”240
                        Then Withrington pull’d out his sword,241
                        
                        And Ker his long and deadly brand ;242
                        
                        And such a combat there ensued,243
                        
                        As ne’er was in Northumberland.244
                        And round and round and round they 
fought,245
                        
                        fought,245
While fire-flaughts gleam’d in sparkles 
sheen,246
                        
                        sheen,246
Till the wan faces of the group247
                        
                        Of eager lookers-on were seen.248
                        And round and round and round they 
fought,249
                        
                        fought,249
Till the blood-drops fell like heavy rain;250
                        
                        And many a haughty word there past,251
                        
                        But the one on the other could not 
gain,252
                        gain,252
Full sore it grieveth me to say—253
                        
                        But truth must by a foe be said—254
                        
                        Before the dawning of the day255
                        
                        Mark Ker upon the field lay dead,256
                        His last words were,  “ War to the hilt ;257
                        
                        Though I am foully down, what then ?258
                        
                        
Let this suffice, that in my life259
                        
                        I’ve slain a hundred Englishmen !”260
                        By this time Tam o’ the Mossburnford261
                        
                        Was pelting on the English rear,262
                        
                        And the thirty men were fresh before,263
                        
                        Who rush’d on without dread or fear,264
                        “ Foul play !  foul play !”  was the rousing 
word ;265
                        
                        word ;265
“ Down with the beef tubs, bluff and blown !266
                        
                        Let their right haffets dree the sword—267
                        
                        Ker and the devil !  Down with them ! Down ”268
                        Dreadful and fatal was the strife,269
                        
                        For, when the sun rose o’er the sea,270
                        
                        They were all scatter’d o’er the field,271
                        
                        Oft one to one, or one to three,272
                        There was no rule nor standard there :273
                        
                        Bravery and hatred ruled alone :274
                        
                        For foeman’s life was all the strife ;275
                        
                        Yielding or quarter there were none.276
                        There were one hundred Englishmen 277
                        
                        At night around the Kimside lea, 278
                        
                        Now they had vanish’d from the field ; 279
                        
                        There was not one to fight or flee.280
                        The weary wounded Scots went on,281
                        
                        Still with their drove, full hard bested,282
                        
                        For word had gane to Biddleston tower,283
                        
                        That waken’d the captain from his bed.284
                        He mounted his horse and gallop’d forth,285
                        
                        His troopers gathering at the word ;286
                        
                        And the first man that he met with287
                        
                        Was burly Tam of Mossburnford.288
                        “ Turn, Captain of Biddleston, turn and 
flee !289
                        
                        flee !289
Thy arm Was never a match for mine ;290
                        
                        I’ll hold at bay thy men and thee,291
                        
                        Till I’m across the Border line !”292
                        “ There shalt thou never be again,293
                        
                        Thou miscreated burly bear ;294
                        
                        Have at thee now, for, fight or feign,295
                        
                        I’ll have thy head upon this spear !”296
                        He rade at Tam with furious aim,297
                        
                        Thinking to run his body through ;298
                        
                        But little dream’d of the left hand skelp299
                        
                        That nickit the Captain clean in two.300
                        His horse went on with gallant speed—301
                        
                        Still the brave Captain never fell ;302
                        
                        Without the right arm and the head,303
                        
                        Lock’d to his horse, he rode full well !304
                        Tam Ker he graned a hollow laugh,305
                        
                        When he saw the Captain scouring on,306
                        
                        
                        And the Scotsmen flying him before,307
                        
                        As if the devil came them upon.308
                        The first three men of the English troop309
                        
                        Tam laid them level with the plain ;310
                        
                        But three broad arrows pierced his breast,311
                        
                        And there brave Mossburnford was 
slain.312
                        slain.312
“ Alas !”  quoth John of Borthwickshiels,313
                        
                        “ Since our two champions both are dead,314
                        
                        Let’s quit the strife, and ride for life,315
                        
                        The day is lost without remede.”316
                        But Andrew of Littledean him gainsaid,317
                        
                        And bade fight on, and never fear ;318
                        
                        So they held the drove, and flying fought,319
                        
                        Though gall’d by bowmen in the rear.320
                        But still they drove, and still they fought,321
                        
                        And fought and drove full valiantly,322
                        
                        But the fell-men gather’d with the day,323
                        
                        And gall’d their flanks full grievous-
ly.324
                        ly.324
When they came to the Shillmoor-burn,325
                        
                        They lost all hopes the prey to keep,326
                        
                        So they hack’d their neck-sinews in twain,327
                        
                        And left them lying in a heap.328
                        They fought their way by the Blindburn-
shiel,329
                        
                        shiel,329
By bowmen gall’d from every brae,330
                        
                        And a remnant wan to the Blackhill Peel331
                        
                        About the noontide of the day.332
                        While darkness wrapt the band around,333
                        
                        The Kers harass’d their foemen sore,334
                        
                        Their left-hand blows could not be borne ;335
                        
                        Death spread behind, and dread before :336
                        But in the broad eye of the day,337
                        
                        The little band of kinsmen true338
                        
                        Were all exposed, like other men,339
                        
                        To arrows from each bank and cleuch.340
                        Of one-and-fifty buirdly Kers,341
                        
                        The very prime men of the clan,342
                        
                        There were only seventeen return’d,343
                        
                        And they were wounded every man.344
                        O, many a virgin tear was shed,345
                        
                        And pour’d was many a widow’s wail,346
                        
                        But every heart mourn’d for Mark Ker,347
                        
                        The bravest knight of the Border dale !348
                        There were four-and-forty Englishmen349
                        
                        Lay round him dead on Foxton brae,350
                        
                        And Withrington was wounded sore,351
                        
                        And carried from the field away.352
                        And the lovely May, the Scottish maid,353
                        
                        Lay by Mark Ker upon the lea,354
                        
                        
While their heart’s blood together 
stream’d ; 355
                        
                        stream’d ; 355
It was a grievous sight to see !356
                        O, never was such a luckless raid,357
                        
                        Or such a rash and reckless plea,358
                        
                        For the Kers were all born gentlemen,359
                        
                        All men of name and high degree !360
                        That raid it fell on Saint Michael’s eve,361
                        
                        When the dark harvest nights be-
gan :362
                        
                        gan :362
But the Kers no more o’ercame that day,363
                        
                        While they remained a warlike clan.364
                        Blest be the man who first did plan365
                        
                        The thankless task, when it began ;366
                        
                        And blest Anne Stuart’s royal name,367
                        
                        Who join’d our countries into one !368
                        Now we can ride the Border side,369
                        
                        And brethren meet at every turn,370
                        
                        But then the meed was to hang and head,371
                        
                        To ravish, pillage, slay, and burn.372
                        God prosper all the Border dales,373
                        
                        On both sides of our ancient line,374
                        
                        And never may rankling grudge prevail375
                        
                        For the doughty deeds of auld langsyne !376