BETA

Drunkards.

An Epitaph for any drunkard.

What are the “ joys of Heaven—wherein1
Is neither Brandy, Rum, nor Gin ?2
What are the joys of “ Heaven Divine,”3
Where there is neither Beer nor Wine ?4
I’d rather have a glass of Rum,5
Than all the joys of “ Kingdom come :”6
Yea, I’d remain for ever here7
With pleasure, for a—Pot of Beer !8